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This
is a fun album from beginning to the end. There is going to be
something you'll laugh about in each song and
at times you'll laugh all the time the song is playing. We had fun
writing the songs. The artist and musicians laughed
all the time they were recording. We know you will too.
PINTO BEANS ... is all about what happens to you after you eat the beans
and how you can control certain situations by eating them. you
just never knew how important it was to eat a plate of pinto beans. This
is your opportunity to learn.
OH MY ACHIN' BACK ... everybody at one time or another has an achin'
back. There are many ways to throw it out
of whack. This song will enlighten you to many of the different
ways. Very educational.
TIME CHANGE ... I hate time change and believe everybody else hates time
change. why don't they just leave the
time alone? When you get accustomed to one time ... they change it
again. Half of the time you're all upset, sleepy and grouchy. Day
light saving times a time I wish we never had.
HOW I NEED YOU ... there are many ways to need someone. Like a
hole in the head. Like a mouse needs a cat .
Like a football center needs a baseball bat. Like a gambler needs
a tip to lose ... Like a mister needS a
case of booze .. there are many more ways in this song.
COLLUSION ... hit wuz a bad wreck.
The flippin' & floppin' kinda skunt up pa. Skunt up his head made
a lump like a aig .. squshed in his nose and bunged up his laig.
Pa's awful squeeling wuz all i heered. Never learnt how he lost
his beard. Hit's a reel corney
country collusion story with reel corney country music.
CRAZY ABOUT HIS MOUSTACHE ... Caroline Harkness sings about her true
love with a little black fuzzy mustache. She's so afraid somebody will
try to steal this man. If it wasn't for just one thing she
wouldn't like him much. She so crazy about his little black fuzzy
mustache because his mustache tickles her.
MAIL MAN ... he comes by each day and over half of his mail belongs to
me ... there are papers, circulars, magazines and letters 'bout schemes
and scams and political go getters .. there are chain letters, contests,
religious publications .. packages, greeting card and credit
applications ... and a lot more. You know the
mail man brings some of the same mail to you. Now you can sing
about it.
ME AND MY BIG MOUTH ... this song is about a big mouth that bragged
about everything he could do. He even bragged he had never lost a fight
and he would challenge any one no matter what their size. It
didn't take him long to learn that wasn't very wise.
LUCIFER TAKE MY MATE ... do you have a scolding wife who causes you much
strife? Does she tell you you're a crank
and make you owe the bank? Does she throw tantrums like a child and
drive you wild? If you do you'll appreciate this
song .. ole lucifer is on your side.
RUNNING EVERY NIGHT ... when bed time comes do you try to make your
blood shot eyes stay wide a wake? Because when you give in to
sleep you're in trouble eyeball deep? Are bullets whizzing by your
head? Do you have enemies who want you dead? You're in
trouble but you can be saved. This song will tell you how.
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